Awkward Monkey
While the dogs and frogs have made their mark, the time has come for monkeys to take the spotlight.
What is Awkward Monkey?
is tired of watching everyone play hot potato with those never-ending derivative Pepe Shiba BONK CumGM Elon Kishu Turbo Ass Floki Moon Inu coins. Enough is enough! It’s time for the most iconic meme to ascend the meme throne and claim its rightful title.
Say goodbye to the 
Dogs and embrace the Awkward Monkey revolution! 🐸Pepe swims back to your Pond and stays there.
With a stealthy launch, 0.69% taxes, BSC LP burnt, and contract renounced, $AWK is the coin that belongs to the real awkward monkey people, always. Powered by pure awkwardness memetic energy, let $AWK lead the way to meme greatness and write history.
$AWK is the ultimate meme coin, devoid of any real value or financial expectations. Its Awkward but there's no official awkward monkey team or fancy roadmap to follow. This coin is simply a pointless amusement for all. 
Awkward Monkey is ready to dethrone those Inus and become the new ruler of the meme kingdom! Prepare yourself for the wild and unpredictable journey with $AWK, the memecoin that defies logic and embraces awkwardness. No team, no roadmap—just awkward entertainment and meme magic. Get on board now! 🙊💥
Tired of those played-out Inus? Awkward Monkey is here to shake up the meme game! With a stealthy launch, no presale, $AWK is the memecoin that breaks all the rules. Forget about expectations of financial returns, this coin is all about pure entertainment and silliness on base. Join the Awkward Monkey movement today! 🐵✨
Contract Address
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Awkward 101
$AWK will be on
How to Buy
Create a Wallet
download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io
Get Some ETH
have ETH in your wallet to swap to $AWK. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Bridge your ETH to BASE Blockchain
bridge your ETH to the BASE Blockchain, simply use the official bridge at bridge.base.org. It's a straightforward process!
Go to Uniswap
connect to Uniswap. Go to app.uniswap.org in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $AWK token address (cooming soon) into Uniswap, select $AWK, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature and sign.
Swap ETH for $AWK
Swap your ETH for $AWK. We don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
Monkeynomics
69.69%
Presale Participants
16.69%
Supply for LP
6.93%
Airdrop
6.69%
Marketing, Team & Dev's
0.69%
Transaction Tax
will be applied to all transactions, 100% of the tax amount being burned 🔥🔥
Roadmap
Phase 1: Presale - ends 29.04 24:00
Phase 2: Open Presale - 30.04 14:00 UTC
Phase 3: Exchange Listing - tba
Phase 4: Excitement - tba
Phase 5: Pure Awkwardness - tba
A Journey Through the Jungle of Meme Greatness followed by Awkwardness 🚀
The grand tour of our not-so-secret master plan, where we aim to climb the highest trees and swing through the vines of the cryptocurrency world. Fasten your banana belts, because this is going to be one heck of a ride! 🍌🐒
phase 1
- Presale (end 29.04. 24:00)
- Launch
- Listings on CoinGecko
- Listing on Coinmarketcap
- $AWK trending on Twitter with our banana-powered meme machine! 🍌🚀
phase 2
- Open Presale (30.04 14:00 UTC)
- Community Partnerships
- Awkward Times digital newsletter
- Formation of token gated discord group, Awkward Monkey Sanctuary, for real monkey’s, more details TBA
phase 3
- Exchange Listing – tba
- Awkward Monkey Merchandise 🎽
- Awkward Monkey Academy 🎓
- Awkward Monkey Meme Tools ⚒️
- Awkwardness Monkey’s Takeover the world 🍌
Wait. What is Awkward Monkey Base?
Awkward Monkey Base is a hilariously innovative crypto token that's all about embracing the awkwardness! 🐵🍌 Based on the BASE blockchain, it combines the fun of meme coins with the smarts of cutting-edge tech. It's not just about making transactions - it's about building a community where being awkward is celebrated! Whether you're a crypto guru or just monkeying around, Awkward Monkey Base is here to add a little laughter to your wallet. So, join the troop and let's get awkward together! 🚀💬
Should I invest in AWK Awkward Monkey on Base? 🤑
AWK is like the wild child of the crypto world - unpredictable, a bit zany, and definitely not for the faint-hearted. If you're into rollercoaster rides and have a sense of humor, this might just be your jam.
What if AWK Awkward Monkey on Base takes over the world? 🌍
Picture this: a world where bananas are the main currency, everyone wears banana peel hats, and "The Monkey Song" is the only music allowed. 🍌🎶
In this AWK-dominated world, your social status is determined by your banana-peeling skills, and offices are replaced with jungle gyms. But for now, AWK is just a fun part of the crypto world. If it does take over, just remember to always have a banana handy! 🍌👑
